round wooden embroidery hoop holding cream coloured fabric, stitched with two small blue and yellow birds perched on flowering branches and the centred text “Calm Your Tits”;

Embroidery hoop with birds and 'Calm Your Tits' text on fabric, surrounded by embroidery supplies.

Embroidery hoop with 'Calm Your Tits' text and birds, accompanied by an instruction sheet and thread colours.

Two sweet blue and yellow birds sitting on branches, stitched around the cheeky quote “Calm Your Tits”.

Embroidery hoop with birds and text 'Calm Your Tits' on fabric, surrounded by embroidery supplies.

Close up of embroidery hoop with birds and text 'Calm Your Tits'

Embroidery hoop with 'Calm Your Tits' text and birds on a branch, surrounded by embroidery threads.

Embroidery hoop with 'Calm Your Tits' text and birds on a branch, surrounded by embroidery supplies.

round wooden embroidery hoop holding cream fabric, stitched with two small blue and yellow birds perched on branches with leaves and tiny flowers around the text “Calm Your Tits”, placed on a table next to the printed unstitched version of the same design

Embroidery hoop with birds and text 'Calm Your Tits' with fabric sampler

Calm Your Tits Embroidery Kit: Fun DIY for Stress Relief

£20.00

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Sometimes you just need a moment… and a hoop… and a cheeky reminder to take a breath.

This sassy embroidery kit gives you the joy of making something gorgeous and the catharsis of a blunt little mantra. Two cute little birds, perched on branches, surrounding the stitched message: “Calm Your Tits.” Equal parts wholesome and unfiltered.

Whether you’re brand new to embroidery or you haven’t picked up a needle since school — this kit was designed with all skill levels in mind. Every stitch used in this design is taught with step-by-step images, clear written instructions, and easy video links you can watch on your phone while you stitch along.

Also included is a separate practice fabric with the stitch guides printed on it — so you can practise first, build confidence, and then move onto the main piece. The result: less stress, more flow, and a finished hoop you’ll actually love to hang (or gift).

This kit is perfect for: treating yourself, stress-relief crafting, girls night projects, and gifting to the person who says what everyone is thinking.

Make it. Laugh. Slow down for a couple of hours. Then proudly display it on your wall like the gentle reminder it is.

Kit includes:
+Hoop- 6" Elbesee beech wood
+Threads- Madeira mouline stranded cotton
+Pattern printed onto 100% linen
+Step by step stitch instructions
+Welcome to embroidery guide. Including stitch you tube video links.
+Practice stitch sampler
+Needles
+Felt back
+Ribbon hanging loop

All you need is a nice pair of sharp scissors

Whilst every care has been taken to ensure the accuracy of the colours in every image, please be aware due to differences in monitor resolution and other factors it is impossible to represent colour to 100% accuracy.

Please note a lot of time and effort has been put into every kit and design so please use only for personal use. Design are not to be resold, distributed or copied. Thank you.